snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

(via tinalikesbutts)

angryseawitch:

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes

because, you know, why show disabled people doing things

(via notbedelia)

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

(via notbedelia)

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

image

(via tinalikesbutts)

willlaren:

"The Bone Spy"

willlaren:

"The Bone Spy"

(via sexhaver)

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

(via uglysauros)