notbedelia:

for one season i would just like if evan peters didn’t have a romantic relationship

we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

(Source: -teesa-, via notbedelia)

"

Sometimes, when a person is about to tell you something that’s going to change your life, or make you cry, or make you leap for joy - sometimes you know it before they say a word.

It’s in the way they look at you and the way they open their mouth. It’s in the tilt of their head, the tension in their hands, or the slump of their shoulders.

Times are, you don’t need words to hear a thing.

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— Rebecca Hahn, A Creature of Moonlight (via quotes-shape-us)

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  • Me: I only have $4...
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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via sloppyrectum)

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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duskyfelidae:

I mentioned this on facebook saying that it’s probably extremely lesbophobic (I can’t bring myself to watch it) and a non-lesbian told me it’s a great show apart from all the biphobia lol

(Source: imnotjailbait, via satanicfemme)

Anonymous said: Hey im jealous because my friend hooked up with a hot person and i havent what should i do

beesmygod:

look at this fish that looks like a dog